How to Properly Hug A Baby
1. Spy a baby
2. Be sure that the object you spy is indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell; baby powder and the wonderul aroma of wet diapers that is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
4. The "Paw Slide" Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.
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