Friday, January 14, 2011

My Annual Dear Jane

Dear Sunshine,

Why must you break up with me? Every year you leave me and it forces me to sit in the misery of the cold. Don’t you know how much I love and miss you when you are gone? When you are gone I crave your presence. Of course, I know you are still there because it get’s light during the day, but really it’s feels like you are teasing me. I see that you are there, but you are out of reach so I can’t feel your warm embrace. I am such a loyal admirer. When you come I don’t complain how hot you are. I frolic in your beams and happily soak up your rays (with sun protection on of course). Please come back, soon. I miss you so much it hurts.

Sincerely,

A pasty white and pregnant winter hater

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