
My dreams are keeping me from a restful night’s sleep. They are off the wall and intense. I heard that dreams become vivid and frequent with my “condition” but this is getting out of hand. I spend my nights engaged in all out war with zombies and monsters. In every dream loved ones are involved, including my dogs. However, Brad has yet to be in them. I am married to Brad in the dream but he is off fighting too just not with me.
After these dreams I do not wake up rested; I wake sore, tense, and emotional. I wake up with knots in my back and neck and stiff muscles like they’ve been worked to their full potential. However, I do have to admit I am quite the skilled fighter in these dreams. Seriously, people you should see me with a blow torch gun saving my nieces from a 5 horned lizard man. I even shock myself. Then once with a zombie who was going after Sydney, this one is a dozy. I got him unconscious on the ground (I will spare you the details of how I got him unconscious and on the ground) and then I found a hose. One end I attached to a gas line (I have no idea how) with the other end I shoved into his mouth and pumped him full; lit a match and bye bye zombie.
Do you see what I mean??? Crazy, intense?? I need help people! Major help. I cannot keep dreaming like this. What do I do??? Any ideas how to alter my dreams? Should I eat ice cream before bed? Not eat something? HELP!!!
After these dreams I do not wake up rested; I wake sore, tense, and emotional. I wake up with knots in my back and neck and stiff muscles like they’ve been worked to their full potential. However, I do have to admit I am quite the skilled fighter in these dreams. Seriously, people you should see me with a blow torch gun saving my nieces from a 5 horned lizard man. I even shock myself. Then once with a zombie who was going after Sydney, this one is a dozy. I got him unconscious on the ground (I will spare you the details of how I got him unconscious and on the ground) and then I found a hose. One end I attached to a gas line (I have no idea how) with the other end I shoved into his mouth and pumped him full; lit a match and bye bye zombie.
Do you see what I mean??? Crazy, intense?? I need help people! Major help. I cannot keep dreaming like this. What do I do??? Any ideas how to alter my dreams? Should I eat ice cream before bed? Not eat something? HELP!!!
The only cure is called: Delivery
ReplyDeleteYou're just being prepared for motherhood (except that you won't have to fight zombies and test out your combat skills) -- good luck!