Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Mortifying

Scenario: You are in the elevator with your [male] boss.
Boss: Do you have a pen I could borrow?
Me: [I reach into my ginormous, completely cluttered, unorganized thing I call a purse. After I check every pocket (and there are 6 of them) I begin to sense victory nearing as finally reach the bottom of my purse when my hand finds what I think is a pen. I pull it out triumphantly when I realize what I pulled out was not a pen, no my friends, what I pulled out was a tampon.]

4 comments:

  1. hahaha, totally fine he's an adult. But still, makes for a laugh! :)

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  2. How embarrassing, but funny, but pretty embarrassing. : )

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  3. Oh, Andrea how I wish it wasn't serious. But yeah. I think this tops the "hodge podge" one.

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